The Internet Is a Weird, Weird Place

Someone found me using these search phrases:

albino manatees
cancre tongue photo
crochet pattern fallen soldier
crochet pattern mental hat
crochet slut dress

I don't even know what constitutes a "mental hat." I do know (roughly) what a crochet slut dress consists of (2 parts crochet to 4 parts slut, I assume). And of course Get Your Hook On is the world leader in albino manatee information. Naturally.

In other news, Ziggy urges everyone to just ITMFA*:



(if you look closely, you can see the reflection of my hands and the camera. My hands look like creepy pale spiders. What a charming mental picture that conjures.)

* Impeach The M-F-er Already